Total Medals Earned: 381 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/270 points)
HoBoZ
Kick his Ass!
Fix Pickilow's Nissan
Church is Closed on Sundays?
Furgetta bout it!
Just like the other Priests
4th REICH IS OVER
Prolly cos he ain't Black!
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/18 (120/385 points)
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/490 points)
Finish the first level of Jetpac
Unlock the Apollo Rocket
Complete a level in under 30 seconds
Kill 100 Enemies
Unlock the Space Shuttle
Finish 4 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Last 2 minutes or longer on Rocket
Reach Maximum Speed in Rocket
Unlock the Future Rocket
Finish 8 levels without getting a powerup (bomb included)
Kill 500 Enemies
Finish all levels on Jetpac
Kill 1000 Enemies
Finish 8 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Obtain the almighty BIEBER FEVER!!!
Show your love for Edward!
Show your love for Jacob!
Somewhere out there, you have broken a heart.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.